Before %a dies he says, "Mommy!!!"
%a cries, "Arrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Before dying, %a yells, "I'll get you yet %b!!!"
Before dying, %b stomps on %a's head... What a monster!!!
Before %a dies, %b kicks him a few times for good measure!
The town undertakers carry %a's body off to the graveyard.
%a cries out, "%b, %#)(*$@)(*%)@#(*%@#%!!!! 'Yo Momma!!!"